Mummy and Daddy,
I literally just whipped on my missionary attire, ran to the Horbury Library, and here I am stringing together a few pearls of wisdom before I have to book it across town to catch a bus to the middle of nowhere. (Last time this happened....we got stranded in a field.....good times good times.) Well.... Today I woke up singing "They're Coming to America!" HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "And I'm proud to be an American for at least I know I'm free!!!!" Pretty sure my hand has fused to my heart! Can I just tell you that I've had the worst biggest craving for greasy KFC Chicken and biscuits. Every five seconds I find myself saying.....Ugggh! Where are my biscuits!...Did you know English KFC's don't serve biscuits.....OR MASHED POTATOES!!!! What do they serve you ask......good question.....nothing....just silly chicken nibblets in a match box. I thought I ordered a Large?! Pretty sure this is anti-large! Anyways....I had a nasty grey hamburger patty instead and imagined it was delicious. :D
A shout out to Sister DeLucchi's mother! She sent us a plethora of American goodies....This week we feasted on Goldfish Crackers, Campbell's Chicken Noodle, Mac-n-Cheese DELUXE, among other things! God Bless America!!!!! I feel like my soul has been fed with much needed preservatives! God Bless America!!!!!
I must dash! I wish I could tell you more about what happened this week. Little Moe with a Gimpy Leg was pretty gimpy this week.....but she's on the road to recovery. Success.
We just had Huddersfield Zone P-day where we had a talent show, BBQ (hence the grey patty) and Dungeons and Dragon Tournament......yes...you heard me right.....Dungeons and Dragons.....confession: I loved it! I was Susan- The One Eyed....oracle extraordinaire wearing the Tapestry of Life, knitted from the leg hairs of giants (aka my heinous nordic jumper) wielding a frying pan......strange things are happening to me here! :D OH AND for the talent show we made up a song to the Spice Girls "Wannabe".
Sister Savage= Savage Spice
Sister Lomiga= Secret Spice
Sister DeLucchi=Spoiled Spice
Sister White= Old Spice
The following is our rendition of Wannabe....read at your own risk! :D
If you wanna be a member you have got to read (you've got to read!)
Get yourself together
Get down on your knees
If you wanna be a member, you have got to feel (you've got to feel!)
Feel the Holy Spirit, then you'll know it's real
Now here's the story in the ELM
We're gonna set a date, then you take it up with Him.
We'll teach you all the lessons in the PMG
Tithing, Word of Wisdom and Law of Chastity
Then Sabbath Day
We've gotta big buffet!
Then you'll say,
"Chapels over here and temples over there! Prophets and apostles...the Spirit's everywhere!"
I wanna be a member! I've got my white suit on! (I've got it on!)
Walking towards the water, my old life is gone!
For when I am baptized, my sins are washed away (They're washed away!)
I can be forgiven, Improve myself each day!
Blah blah blah... the end.
I love you! Have the best day ever!
Love Always and Forever,
Your Sister Stephanie White