Thursday, April 28, 2011

Wharfe Valley

Mummy and Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exciting news for this week!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Rosemary Cousins was BAPTIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOO HOO!!!!!!!! ONE WORD: PHENOMENAL! President and Sister Lindley came. Rose was baptized, and she came out giggling and glowing....that might have been because Brother Wilkinson gave her an extra shove under because her hair floated up. Nervous laughter for her brush with death hahahah. Sister Taylor and I sang, "I Know That My Redeemer Lives," a cappella. There was definitely a moment when our nervous voices melted away and something seemed to happen in that room. I had that strange thing happen to me where my mouth plugs along, but I can look out into the audience and observe...it's very bizarre really. People bawled...especially Kevin, Sara and Rose. It definitely wasn't because of our voices. It was the Spirit! It was amazing! We got roped into singing in Sacrament meeting and for Zone Conference in a few weeks....hello! yikes. Sara and Kevin announced their wedding....so that we can be there....Jan 14th, 2012...hopefully they'll move it up for us. and be baptized and experience all the fantastical blessings God wants for them! Kevin came up to us after the service and requested his own Book of Mormon, because he wants to find God in his life as well! BAM! MIRACLE!

Rose had the Jehovah's Witnesses call 'round the Tuesday after she was confirmed a member of the church. The conversation went as follows:
"Hello Miss, We are Jehovah's Witnesses, and we'd love to talk to you more about our God's name and his purpose."
"Oh... I'm a Mormon."
"Oh.................how long have you been a Mormon?"
"I've been a Mormon for a LONG time!" hahahahaha! BAM! MIRACLE!
A long time...hahahahah...what....a day and a half? hahahah she's so great!

What else happened this week? Well...Sister Taylor and I got to experience the first rugby match of our lives!!!!!!! IT WAS SO FANTASTIC! The sound of skulls crunching and bodies thudding to the ground! haHA! That's what I'm talking about...non-stop action! It just might be my new favorite sport to watch! Whoo-hoo!

We also had a monster exchange this week. Three extra sisters came to us and we rampaged our area. There was on tender moment. Sister Lomiga started talking to this old lady....after quite a while they both were in tears.... I made my way over there to hear the old woman say, "I'm sure I know you from somewhere...this feeling I have inside is so peculiar...I'm sure we've met before. I feel as though I've known you all my life." Sister Lomiga pleaded with this woman to come to church and to learn about the gospel. We'll see what comes from it. Wow. Miracle!

All is well here in Wharfe Valley. I'm happy and sleepy :D what else is new right :D hahahha. I'm so excited to speak with you soon! I love you so so so much and I'm praying for you all! Thank you for everything! Thank you for letting me be out here! I can't think of anything else I would rather be doing! This gospel is so true! It brings people so much comfort....and it stretches me on a daily basis. I love you!

Love always and forever
Your Sister White

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wharfe Valley

Mummy and Daddy....

My hands STILL smell like cat food. :D Now how's THAT for and opening line? Intrigued much? Well, allow me to explain. Sister Taylor and I were knocking on this road in Otley. We stepped up to one door and saw this cat snoozing on the porch.

"Do you think that cat is ok? Should his bones protrude out of his body like that?"

I gave it a pat.....oooooooh.....Knobby Cat! OOOOh that's anti-bueno! It grunted at me, and looked at me through a black marble of an eye ball perched in its socket....HELLO! It stood and it had all these bald patches.....oooooooh not ok...not ok! Quick! Wildlife in distress!!!! So I ran two doors down, and pleaded with this old man for a cup of cat food for distressed wildlife....saying... "Please Sir, may I have a cup of cat food for distressed wildlife!" He refused! "Sir....a cup of food please! There is wildlife in distress!" He'd rather spit his dentures at me, swearing me blind that God does not exist rather than just giving me a simple cup of cat food. I was three seconds away from keifing the bowl right out from under his own cat's nose....but I figured that was unwise. Finally, he trotted back into the kitchen, scooped a handful of kibble, and plunked it into my hands.

"The idea of God is just an excuse for people not to think!"
"Sir! The wildlife!"
"The very thought that God has a human form is simply absurd! Where's the logic?"
*The kibble marinating in my steamy hands*
"Sir! The wildlife! I must tell you though that there is a God! He is our Heavenly Father. We are the literal spirit sons and daughters of him! From human form to human form....perfect logic. Read this leaflet...we will be back after we tend to the wildlife!"

I have never seen a cat eat a handful of kibble so quickly in all my life! Needless to say...the old man wasn't interested in what we had to say. No matter how many times I wash my hands....I still have that hint-o-kibble...even now....*sniff sniff*....kibble.

In other fantastic news, Miss Rose passed her baptismal interview!!!!! She's all geared up and ready for Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whooo! BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT! We're really excited about that!

In other interesting news, we taught Rose's daughter- in-law-to-be, Sara, the law of chastity. :D heh heh....she was all up for it until we told her that in order to fully live the law, she needs to live separately from her partner, or get married. :D I nearly had to run across the room and fetch her eyeballs for her! hahahahah they'll get there.

What else? Oh..confession....I did a bit of breaking and entering this week. We had an appointment with this man in a block of flats. He didn't have a buzzer that worked properly, and he couldn't remember his mobile number when we met him. I was resourceful, seized and opportunity and made things happen! He wasn't home though... oh well. :D

Lastly, Sister Taylor and I chopped our hair today. :D Mine was pretty gungey! I cut about 7 inches off! Who knew I had that much hair!.....not I!

I love you so sosososo much! Thank you so much for all you do! I can't wait to talk to you for real!!!! :D Bah! Only a couple more weeks! Wow....can you believe that April is almost over?! Wow...where has it all gone!

I love you!
Love Always and Forever
Your Sister Stephanie White

Monday, April 11, 2011

Wharfe Valley

Mummy and Daddy, This week has been BEA-Utiful!!!!! So much sun I can't even handle myself!!!! It was about...20*....what's 20* over there.....uhhh...it was about 70-80* delicious degrees. I've never seen so much fluorescent skin in my life!!!! People people, my retinas can't take it any longer!!! Here, those hankies look a bit chilly...here...borrow my poncho :D Pretty sure we were the only two people in all of Wharfe Valley fully clothed hahahhaha....yello! Good news though...my hands have a silly little tan and my cheeks have an ever so light pink-ish hue! SUCCESS!!!!! Too bad Sister Taylor's felt like death this whole week, coughing up a storm. I'm surprised she hasn't choked on her lung yet! In other news, President Lindley's 15 year old granddaughter, Maddy, came teaching with us! No pressure right! Well we did some street contacting, some knocking, and taught a lesson where we taught Jonathan and Amanda's daughter Sophie the Plan of Salvation. Maddy was a star! We even invited her to be baptized! Wha-BAM! When Maddy returned home, she went straight into President Lindley saying," I'm definitely going to serve a mission!!!!" Phew! That could have been bad :D Sad news about Amanda and Jonny, they fell out the other day and they're threatening to get a divorce...Jonny's looking for a flat in Skipton....more to come on that. I'm sure it'll die down, and everything will settle back to normal. We were so looked after this week! We went to visit Miss Rose on Oxford Road. She's so golden!!!! She invited her daughter in law (to be), Sara, to listen to us. As we taught them, our discussion turned into the Plan of Salvation. Sara talked about how she lost her nan and granddad recently and how they were her whole world! She said she'd stop smoking and drinking tea even before we taught her about the Word of Wisdom! AND!!!!! SHE CAME TO CHURCH! After testimony meeting, both she and Rose were puddles! They definitely felt the spirit! Sara leaned over to me saying, "I am definitely coming next week, and I'm dragging my fiancé with me! That day when you came by to teach Rose, my fiancé told me he was leaving and if I wanted to come. I told him, 'No...I think I'll stick around for a bit...I feel like I need to stay for some reason.' Then you lot showed up. I know I was supposed to stay for you! I needed to listen to what you taught Rose! God was definitely looking down on me that day! You two really are my angels!" Rose poked her head over our way and said, "SEE! THEY'RE MY LITTLE ANGELS TOO!" Then the hankies came out! BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT! Ooooh AND when we taught Sara about the Book of Mormon, Rose started teaching her about Joseph Smith and the Restoration!!!!! BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT! I also had this dream about this street near the church. On said street we met this lady with blonde hair and a stroller with a little boy. We went to this brand new street and as we drove down it I said, "Sister Taylor!!!! This is the street!!!!!" We started knocking.....a bunch of oldies...bah! At every door I asked, "Do you know a blonde lady with little kids that lives on this street?" Nobody did....We came to this one door, knocked and this young lady with blonde hair came to the door. After ten seconds...this little boy scurried into view....Sister Taylor and I scooped our tongues off the floor and asked if we could teach her more. She was busy, but asked us to come back!!!! We went back and her husband refused to let us speak with her!!!! It's a SIGN!!!! :D hahah we will go back! BAM! MIRACLE! We had Zone Leader Council this week so Sister Brown came out with me. Wharfe Valley was her greenie area. The night prior, I prayed about a street to go visit, and I felt very impressed about Harrgrave Terrace in Yeadon. When Sister Brown and I went out to Yeadon, we neared this street. At the same moment, I said, "I want to go knock this bit here." and she said, "Hey! I know a lady that lives over here!!!!" We rounded the corner and knocked on this door to find, Joan, a lady on major dialysis and is full blown dying! We had a great lesson with her and scheduled another time to see her. I asked her what her address was... 22 Harrgrave Terrace....What!??!?!!? I showed her my planner with "Harrgrave Terrace" plastered on the page! IT'S A SIGN!!!! BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT! Final miracle of the week. We wanted to go to the mission home fireside; however, Rose and Sara backed out. They had other plans....DANG IT!!! We called and visited all we knew....no luck. So we left it in Heavenly Father's hands. He knew where we needed to be, whether that was the fireside or out and about finding people. We went knocking on a particular street. People were especially snippy on this road, but we knew the most opposition comes when we're getting close. The last door we knocked on we met Suzanne. Suzanne lost her best friend in all the world last week. We talked with her about the Plan of Salvation, sang her a song, prayed with her, cried with her and set up another time to go see her. She said, "You must have been sent to me today!" BAM! MIRACLE! The Lord's hand is definitely in this work! How honored am I to be a part of this amazing work?!! WOW! I love you so much! I'm so glad everything is going well at home! Give everyone a big hug and a smooch for me! Love always and forever, Your Sister Stephanie White

Monday, April 4, 2011

Wharfe Valley

Mummy and Daddy! I am officially OLD :D heh heh Can you believe it??!??!?! I am 22 years of age! This gives me gas :D Remember how my birthday was the best day of my life!!!! Not only was it sunny and warm, but I got a surprise call from the Worksop crew and a rousing rendition of "happy birthday" in accents around the globe, a bacon muffin breakfast, a birthday badge to wear about, American tampons, a PURPLE PRINCESS CASTLE!!!!! presents and cards galore, a wonderful springy ensemble to wear, a birthday party at every tea appointment, a birthday bash at Subway on Saturday evening, one of the Elders pulled a CHAV and keifed a Subway balloon for me, PLUS it was CONFERENCE ALL THE DAY LONG!!!! AND Rose on Oxford Road came to conference! BAM MIRACLE NEXT! Why did she come to conference? Because she wanted to hear a prophetic voice, but she is also......SCHEDULED FOR BAPTISM!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!! BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT! HAHHAHA That was so golden! Let me tell you the story! We went to her abode, trundled to her basement and she said, " You know what....a funny thing happened to me this week. I was on my way home from a funeral when I was looking out the window at the sunrays peering through the clouds and I thought to myself, “That looks like when Jesus came to that boy in the woods." I sat there thinking about this for a little while and I remembered you telling me that if I prayed to know if it was true, God would show me a sign. Well at that moment in the car, I said a little prayer and asked to feel a sign. Well!!!! We rounded the corner and there was this GIGANTIC sign on the motorway that said, "Believe in Jesus Christ and you will be saved." WOW! Now THAT'S what I call a sign! I knew right then and there that it must all be true! I prayed and I saw a sign! I had an answer to my prayer just like you said I would!!!" BAM! MIRACLE NEXT! We scheduled her right then and there! She's amazing! She's our saving grace at the moment. So much happiness....oh AND I celebrated my 8th month mark....can you believe I'm almost half way?! This week, we're looking forward to hours upon hours of finding...exciting yes....especially since I don't have to worry about me face freezing and cracking off...always a plus! I'm so incredibly grateful to be here in England. I'm so grateful to have a living prophet on the Earth to speak to us. How amazing is that.... we have a prophet ladies and gentlemen...a real live prophet! Wow! I'm so thankful that Heavenly Father blesses me with opportunities to struggle....just shows that he trusts me and sees that I have so much potential. He knows everything!!!!! All we have to do is try our best, act and react in a way that the Savior would and put our trust in God. This church is the Church of JESUS CHRIST! I am his missionary, teaching the things he did. How incredible is that! This stuff is true! Mosiah 2:41 "Consider on the blessed and happy state of those that keep the commandments of God" I'm incredibly grateful for my testimony and knowledge of this! Thank you so much for all you do for me! I love you so much ESPECIALLY because you sent me a pretty pink palace :D you know me too well. MMMWAH! Love always and forever Your Sister White

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Me with our Franciscan Monk friends

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
So we did....we knocked on it...and guess who we found?

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
We saw this giant house on the hill in Alnmouth and said....."Oooooh let's knock that!"

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
We share the gospel with everyone....even people that live in extra small houses!

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Sister Hillgaard with the man from AA who came to our rescue.

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
1 of 4 tires

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
"LDS BEACH CLEAN"

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
The Alnwick Branch Beach Clean

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
This is where I live! Look at that beach!

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Me on the beach

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
This is what I look like for morning exercise. Sister Hillgaard finds it expecially amusing :D

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Some of us Sisters by the "What's in the Bag" statue

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Had a Sister's P-Day at Metro Centre Shopping mall in Newcastle...I look right at home.

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
This is my face when someone tells me they've made me fresh meat pie :D

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Welcome to Embleton...a little town near the coast. That's all there is basically.

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Candid photo of Sister White #342

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Candid Sister Hillgaard

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Received this festive hat from my cousin Sarah! Shout out to Cousin Sarah! Happy Christmas.

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Beautiful banner made by the youth of the Willow Canyon 8th Ward! It is proudly displayed!

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
After all our Gospel study, we compared tendons :D Look at Sis DeLucchi's crazy tendons! I'm going to make her tendon shields just in case one gets severed.

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Painted toes! We feel like ladies.

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
An ill Sister Lomiga and a peppy Sister DeLucchi

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Exchange in Ashington: Me with member Cathy

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
The Sunderland Family

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Zone p-day playing Mafia....when I was finally discovered as the MURDERER!

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Zone P-day where Sisters Belliston, DeLucchi and myself are attempting to stay warm in the sunlight.

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Ronnie with his Mansized tissues. My personal favorite

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Me with Ronnie

Alnwick January 2012

Alnwick January 2012
Me hugging my cold jug of milk and eyeing my Gaviscon pills for comfort.

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
More reading

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Here is her dragon she named "Dramatica"

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
It's Sister Hillgaard's Birthday Today! Here's her "Dragon Fire"

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
This is how we rang in the New Year! Happy 2012!

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
We dyed Sister Hillgaard's Hair

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
I was thrilled at all my little presents!!!!

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
My pretty Christmas gifties arrived

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Me sleeping after reading scriptures with my gallon jug of water I sipped out of with my new Build- your-own-straw.

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Sister Hillgaard sleeping with her lion, "Fluffy"

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Me sleeping

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Christmas at the Hansens!

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Calling Home!!!!!

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Trying out my new "Build a Straw!"

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Happy Christmas Sister Hillgaard

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Happy Christmas Sister White

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Happy Christmas Ronnie

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Me being festive.....even though I'm in dire need of a food nap.

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Me with little Sally Hansens (Jack Russel) in her new Santa outfit.

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Sister Hillgaard digging deep to her Viking roots to conquer multiple Christmas dinners

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Justine Jorgensen displaying my sad attempt at rice krispies.....I have other talents :D

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Peeping around the corner to see what Santa brought

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
We had our Mission Wide Christmas Party at Harrogate Army Base

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
The love of my life arrived the other day....my brand new, six volume, Braille Book of Mormon! I love it!

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
We had gale force winds up here. The wind blew so hard, some of those wind turbines burst into flames! And we braved it, yelling, "Bring it on!!!" It slammed us into a few people and a few cars....but we survived with only minor bruising :D

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Being our resourceful selves.....we made our Christmas tree this year, complete with our own festive ornaments! We love it! AND we plan to dance around it in true Danish form for Christmas.

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Our cute Alnwick youth/primary putting on the best nativity yet!

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Some of the chaos from the Branch Christmas Social

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
I'm sporting my fetching new Santa hat from the Kirches :D I'm the envy of all of Alnwick.

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Michael's birthday present from us

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Expressing my musical genius with these mystical bells.

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Me with the Jorgensen family and their surprise Hot Chocolate Night.....takes me back.

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Louise Jorgensen and I sporting our festive antlers

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
All the sisters at Zone Development meeting.

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Candid shot...just thought you'd like to see me....in the moment :D

Alnwick December 2011

Alnwick December 2011
Good Morning... No better way to start the day than with Captain America advent calendar. my poor little mouth.

Alnwick November 2011

Alnwick November 2011
Us pulling a "Beatles" with newly set apart Elder Jorgensen

Alnwick November 2011

Alnwick November 2011
I couldn't resist. The yellow slicker was just so fetching.

Alnwick November 2011

Alnwick November 2011
This is not what I had in mind.

Alnwick November 2011

Alnwick November 2011
This is at 4pm....note the darkness....

Alnwick November 2011

Alnwick November 2011
Ronnie, the ex-miner who no one can understand except for us, who brings his dog Maggie to all events.

Alnwick November 2011

Alnwick November 2011
Singing Happy Birthday to a member of our branch, John....it looks like it's sucking out my soul.

Alnwick November 2011

Alnwick November 2011
I'm always finding opportunities to drink with crazy straws. It's the only way to go really.

Alnwick November 2011

Alnwick November 2011
This week I finally finished my project for Sister's Specialized Training. We're having a tea party!!!! These are the little teacup name cards, and agenda sheet. I love projects!!!! I got to do something artsy!!!! WHOO!

Alnwick November 2011

Alnwick November 2011
Sister Hillgaard would like you to see her new way of smiling...she's been practicing. :D

Alnwick November 2011

Alnwick November 2011
Ghetto copy of our adventures with the Ashington Sisters

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Good news is...we got to have a party with our friends Sister Terry and Belliston! and eat Krave....with no milk! Yay!

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
This was the moment we realized we no longer had our house keys either.....

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
This was our expressions when we realized we didn't have our car keys anymore.

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Michael got BAPTIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
It was so magical! It kept pooping on my dreams though and washing away all my sand sculptures!!! Everyone elses' were fine and dandy, but all the waters combined and targeted only mine! How is my artistic genius meant to flourish in these conditions!!!!

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
We made it out to the sea!!!!!!!!

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Me churning butter. It's a great shoulder work out :D

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Sister Hillgaard "churning butter"

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Last week we made butter. Why you ask? Well....just to mark something off my life list :D AND I ate real live honey comb....full of wax....not exactly what I was expecting but still delicious and now I'm allergy free :D supposedly.

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
I finally made it out to the sea!!!! It quite literally took my breath away. Incredible!

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
This is Sister Hillgaard's favorite picture.

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Sister Hillgaard in her "gown of ruby and gold!"

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
"M'lady! Thou hast not thy proper frock!" yells the man in the corner by the racks of costumes. We remedied that straight away.

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
"Sister White, POSE!"

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Me and the Castle.....Sister Hillgaard was in charge of the camera and took all kinds of shots.

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Sister Hillgaard casting a spell

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Here I am engaging in warfare.

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Here I am doing my flying lesson.

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
Here I am at the front of Alnwick Castle

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
This is me. This is what I see out the window of our member's home.

Alnwick October 2011

Alnwick October 2011
This is literally what I see when I walk outside my front door! Well....until I move into my new place tomorrow.

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
Huddersfield, England

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
Sister Sorensen and I are in a very English setting...

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
Me putting on Deep Heat. I smell like a life sized Wintergreen Life Saver....fresh.

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
My body hurts :D Yet I'm still in good spirits :D

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
The Mighty Huddersfield Zone!

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
Sister Sorensen and I went to the 42 bistro...very posh ;D We had the best panini and soup I've had in all my days!

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
I couldn't help myself. I had to chase after him! Meet "Hans" from Germany in his top of the line mobility scooter that can brave any weather condition.

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
I saw this man chugging down the street in a hard top JAZZY!!!!!

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
Hey guess what. "Onward Christian Soldiers" was written right on this spot in Horbury. And did you know that I'm living in the Rhubarb Triangle of the World!?!?! Truth. Thought you'd appreciate.

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
Nightly ritual from Sister Sorensen :D She's hiding from the world.

Horbury September 2011

Horbury September 2011
This is Anne. She doesn't remember a thing, but she has THE funniest laugh of anyone I have ever met...Every time we need a pick me up, we go see Anne. She won't be able to tell you our names but what she will tell you....multiple times....is that she did welfare on Sunroyd Hill every day, and went to all the bungalows round about. Do you know what they did? They asked, "Anne, Do you want a cuppa?" (Cup of tea) and she did! She had more cuppas than she could manage and nearly floated away every single day! ahooo...hooo...hooo. :D Shout out to Anne!

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Kenneth got baptized!!!!!!!!!!!

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Treasure trove!

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
This old guy invited us in and sent us off with a treasure trove

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Picture Scavenger Hunt: Be A Mannequin

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Picture Scavenger Hunt: Find someone getting their hair cut.

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Picture Scavenger Hunt: Find and IPhone 4 and Someone with a Crazy Hairdo....I wish you could see this guy from the side.

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Picture Scavenger Hunt: Find Giant Chess Pieces

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
This is where Dan lives. I've been on this :D

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Kenneth and Dan. Note the Bow Tie

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
When we got home....All the dancing and the squeezing took effect...I launched towards a Krave box.....good news...I felt a lot better afterwards.

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
The dancing wasn't working....so I squeezed it like an orange

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Me trying to dance out a big gas bubble in my stomach.

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Sister Sorensen eating her first official English Fish-n-chips in the pouring rain, under the shelter of a little bus stop.

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
We went for a fish pedicure! I've never giggled so much in my whole life!!!!

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Sister Sorensen felt like death....first body breakdown of the mission

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
Making a wish!

Horbury August 2011

Horbury August 2011
My Celebratory Pizza for my one year mark!!!!!

Horbury July 2011

Horbury July 2011
President Lindley...keeping a safe distance :D.....me, Sister Sorensen, and Sister Lindley.

Horbury July 2011

Horbury July 2011
Me on Hazel's stair lift. Life Goal officially fulfilled and it was more wonderful than I could have ever imagined.

Horbury July 2011

Horbury July 2011
Sister Sorensen on Hazel's chair lift

Horbury July 2011

Horbury July 2011
Mother and Child: Sister White and Sister Chelsea Sorensen. I am so proud!

Horbury July 2011

Horbury July 2011
This is the Huddersfield Zone Megaphone....which is "Unsuitable for Sisters"...or is it!?

Horbury July 2011

Horbury July 2011
The final Huddersfield Zone Photo...for now.

Horbury July 2011

Horbury July 2011
Be amazed at the superhero lolly. I just felt like sending this. This takes me back to my Blow Pop days. :D

Horbury July 2011

Horbury July 2011
This says it all

Horbury July 2011

Horbury July 2011
Our four-man pow wow....these are the sorts of things we do in our "spare time" :D Thank you Kungfu Panda 2 Happy Meals at McDonalds!!!

Horbury June 2011

Horbury June 2011
John of John's Ices!!!!

Horbury June 2011

Horbury June 2011
Mighty Huddersfield Zone Hike

Horbury June 2011

Horbury June 2011
The sky here is AMAZING

Horbury June 2011

Horbury June 2011
Companionship Photo: Sister White and Sister DeLucchi

Wharfe Valley May 2011

Wharfe Valley May 2011
I love this woman. Rose slapped the beard on her head and sported it for the rest of the evening. * Let us all keep in mind that she's 64, plays XBOX Kinect games...like the Wii... She dresses up and she has the most fun of anyone anywhere! She's mint!

Wharfe Valley May 2011

Wharfe Valley May 2011
We had fun with wigs...People told me I looked either like Jesus....or an average English chick....you take your pick.

Wharfe Valley May 2011

Wharfe Valley May 2011
Sam Peel, Me and Joyce Bowman

Wharfe Valley May 2011

Wharfe Valley May 2011
We had a "60's and 70's Do" branch activity. Rose, Sara and Kevin came with the best outfits! They went all out and won the prize for "Best Fancy Dress."

Wharfe Valley May 2011

Wharfe Valley May 2011
We did it again :D

Wharfe Valley April 2011

Wharfe Valley April 2011
Our whole clan watching "Wallace and Gromit and the Wrong Trousers!"

Wharfe Valley April 2011

Wharfe Valley April 2011
Sister Taylor and me at Rosemary Cousins's Baptism!...With her son Kevin and her daughter-in-law-to-be, Sara

Wharfe Valley April 2011

Wharfe Valley April 2011
Seven inch hair chop!

Wharfe Valley April 2011

Wharfe Valley April 2011
Leeds 1 University District in front of the Obo Chinese Buffet!

Wharfe Valley March 2011

Wharfe Valley March 2011
Generation photo: Sister Taylor and I with our "moms" Sister Owen and Sister Richmond. P.S. Sister Owen went home. Bye Sister Owen!

Wharfe Valley March 2011

Wharfe Valley March 2011
Darling Sisters,

Wharfe Valley March 2011

Wharfe Valley March 2011
Amanda Kelk's Baptism!!!!!!

Wharfe Valley March 2011

Wharfe Valley March 2011
All the sisters had a "Tea Party" complete with special cups, pink candles, doilies and GIFT BAGS! PSSSH YEAH!

Wharfe Valley March 2011

Wharfe Valley March 2011
Me and Bessie after a hymn session. "Come here love...come sit on my knee." Every Saturday morning we go visit Bessie. Do you know what she told me after I sang a solo for her, "Do you know what that makes me think of.....an old woman rocking in a rocking chair....an old....welsh.....woman....in a creaky old rocking chair that's very old." hmmmm....old woman + welsh+ creaky old rocking chair that's very old = the last solo I will ever sing :D Sister Lamb really likes bringing it up :D hahaha

Wharfe Valley February 2011

Wharfe Valley February 2011
President Craig, Mick, Joyce, Chris, Me and Sister Lamb at the BAPTISM!!!!!!!! I know I take up most of the photo....I couldn't help m'self....My ankles don't bend :D Plus...something's got to distract from the picture on a jaunty angle.

Wharfe Valley February 2011

Wharfe Valley February 2011
Our friend Patricia celebrated her 50th Birthday!

Wharfe Valley February 2011

Wharfe Valley February 2011
Valentines Day....These were my valentines this year.

Wharfe Valley February 2011

Wharfe Valley February 2011
Mighty Leeds Zone....notice how I am strategically positioned so you don't notice I don't have a tie

Wharfe Valley February 2011

Wharfe Valley February 2011
Sisters of the ELM

Worksop January 2011

Worksop January 2011
Me with Norman and Rosemary Jones, who want to adopt me, and come visit us in America. fyi.

Worksop January 2011

Worksop January 2011
Golden Glen at his Baptism....whoo hoo Glen, the camera's this way.

Worksop January 2011

Worksop January 2011
MARK LESLIE JEPSON GOT BAPTIZED!!!!!!

Worksop December 2010

Worksop December 2010
I hate not being able to be part of the action....can I just say that :D

Worksop December 2010

Worksop December 2010
Neil Raymond Stocken got BAPTIZED!!!!! WHOO!!!!

Worksop December 2010

Worksop December 2010
Me in the snow...this was just the beginning.

Worksop November 2010

Worksop November 2010
Miss Beryl Dolan got baptized!!!!! I'm sad she's not grinning....she's got the sweetest toothless grin you'll ever seen. Oh how I love the toothless :D Ps We're wearing our poppies for Remembrance day on the 11th.

Worksop September 2010

Worksop September 2010
Hey hey I've got an idea...we should name this shop "Going Potty :D hahah

Worksop September 2010

Worksop September 2010
Sasha!!!! Paint Girl!!!! This is my dream.

Worksop September 2010

Worksop September 2010
Old People run rampant here!!! Worksop is Jazzy central!!! They have "scooter" shops on every corner and these signs on every street....heavens.

Worksop August 2010

Worksop August 2010
We were carrying this to a recent convert....the bag broke....need I say more. I couldn't let it go to waste

Worksop August 2010

Worksop August 2010
Ashley Louise Doncaster, Brother Jones and the Sisters at Ashley's baptism

Worksop August 2010

Worksop August 2010
Me with Sister Star Owen and President and Sister Lindley

August 2010

August 2010
President and Sister Clegg

August 2010

August 2010
A Legit Phone Booth

All missionaries at the Preston, England MTC July 2010

All missionaries at the Preston, England MTC July 2010
Note my snappy plaid skirt

Can this count as part of my checked luggage? I feel like I should own this :)

See....it likes me...now I HAVE to take it with me.

Mr. Postman...make my day.

This cookie would NOT crumble!

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