Mummy and Daddy....
My hands STILL smell like cat food. :D Now how's THAT for and opening line? Intrigued much? Well, allow me to explain. Sister Taylor and I were knocking on this road in Otley. We stepped up to one door and saw this cat snoozing on the porch.
"Do you think that cat is ok? Should his bones protrude out of his body like that?"
I gave it a pat.....oooooooh.....Knobby Cat! OOOOh that's anti-bueno! It grunted at me, and looked at me through a black marble of an eye ball perched in its socket....HELLO! It stood and it had all these bald patches.....oooooooh not ok...not ok! Quick! Wildlife in distress!!!! So I ran two doors down, and pleaded with this old man for a cup of cat food for distressed wildlife....saying... "Please Sir, may I have a cup of cat food for distressed wildlife!" He refused! "Sir....a cup of food please! There is wildlife in distress!" He'd rather spit his dentures at me, swearing me blind that God does not exist rather than just giving me a simple cup of cat food. I was three seconds away from keifing the bowl right out from under his own cat's nose....but I figured that was unwise. Finally, he trotted back into the kitchen, scooped a handful of kibble, and plunked it into my hands.
"The idea of God is just an excuse for people not to think!"
"Sir! The wildlife!"
"The very thought that God has a human form is simply absurd! Where's the logic?"
*The kibble marinating in my steamy hands*
"Sir! The wildlife! I must tell you though that there is a God! He is our Heavenly Father. We are the literal spirit sons and daughters of him! From human form to human form....perfect logic. Read this leaflet...we will be back after we tend to the wildlife!"
I have never seen a cat eat a handful of kibble so quickly in all my life! Needless to say...the old man wasn't interested in what we had to say. No matter how many times I wash my hands....I still have that hint-o-kibble...even now....*sniff sniff*....kibble.
In other fantastic news, Miss Rose passed her baptismal interview!!!!! She's all geared up and ready for Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whooo! BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT! We're really excited about that!
In other interesting news, we taught Rose's daughter- in-law-to-be, Sara, the law of chastity. :D heh heh....she was all up for it until we told her that in order to fully live the law, she needs to live separately from her partner, or get married. :D I nearly had to run across the room and fetch her eyeballs for her! hahahahah they'll get there.
What else? Oh..confession....I did a bit of breaking and entering this week. We had an appointment with this man in a block of flats. He didn't have a buzzer that worked properly, and he couldn't remember his mobile number when we met him. I was resourceful, seized and opportunity and made things happen! He wasn't home though... oh well. :D
Lastly, Sister Taylor and I chopped our hair today. :D Mine was pretty gungey! I cut about 7 inches off! Who knew I had that much hair!.....not I!
I love you so sosososo much! Thank you so much for all you do! I can't wait to talk to you for real!!!! :D Bah! Only a couple more weeks! Wow....can you believe that April is almost over?! Wow...where has it all gone!
I love you!
Love Always and Forever
Your Sister Stephanie White