Mummy and Daddy!
Hello :D Remember how the past three days have been glorious!!!! Why you ask?....one word: SUN! Oh how I miss the sun. Pretty sure that's why the English have permanent scowls slapped all the day long. They have no sun to smile about! :D Oh it was glorious! Sister Terry and I stopped MULTIPLE TIMES, sunflowered towards the sun, and absorbed as much as we could! We even exposed our hands to the wind just to soak up a few more rays! Glorious!
We had all sorts of highlights this week. First of all, Glen's miracle. So....Saturday came and it was time for his Baptismal interview with my district leader, Elder Balls....yes that is his name...he gives you full permission to giggle....in any case. Elder Balls was at the chapel....waiting. We still had to go fetch Glen from his flat. For whatever reason, I was anxious that Glen wasn't going to be there. Each step we walked, the anxiety level bumped up a few notches....What if he's not there!?!??! I told Sister Terry after we said a little prayer that I wouldn't be completely calm until I heard Glen yell, "WHO IS IT?!" When we approached the bottom of his steep teeter totter stairs, this wave suppressed all my worries, and I clinked in slow mo up to his landing....
*knock knock knock*
"WHO IS IT!?" *the spirit flared inside me!* BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT!
"Wait a minute"
I literally jumped for joy....nearly tumbled to my death in the process, but I cannot tell you how happy I was to hear his silly voice! We bumbled over to the chapel, quizzing him all the way.
"What's the Word of Wisdom?
.....keeping the faith, following in the steps of Jesus......
No....not quite.....What's the law of chastity?
Law of chasity?....law of chastity....no homosexual relations....no mind....I couldn't ever be gay...not with my legs." hahahahaha oh Glen. He had his interview. All we could hear was Elder Balls laughing all the time. I tell you Glen has some great one liners! BUT HE PASSED! Glen has a testimony of the Savior that knocks everyone's socks off! He's getting baptized next Saturday! WHoo! BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT! He has made such a transformation from October til now. On Wednesday Nights he goes to St. John's church for "companionship" and he announced to everyone there that he's getting baptized in the Mormon church. "You should get baptized in our church Glen!" "No....because I believe in that church....I don't believe in your church." :D BAM! SMACK DOWN! Way to go Glen, Goofy Glen, Golden Glen, Double N Glenn! We're really proud of him.BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT!
In other news, our recent convert, Neil Stocken officially received the Aaronic Priesthood!!!!!! Sister Terry and I weren't permitted to be there...why? who knows....whatever I'm not bitter, point is, he got it and he's so excited about it!
What else funny happened? Oh yeah...we were knocking some doors yesterday, and this angry hobo answered the door spitting, "What is with this rapping on my door! Get off my property! Go! Rapping on my door!" hahahahaha...Oh my bad....I suppose I didn't realize that doors aren't meant to be rapped upon. We knocked on the next door, and found English Fabio....purple plaid shirt open to reveal the matted carpet beneath, with his pipe cleaner hair blown by unseen wind.
"Do you have a friend that we can visit?"
"Yes...you can visit next door(motioning to the hobo's house) ...his name's David. He'll really appreciate a visit."
"Ok, great thanks"
"English Fabio was gonna sick David on us!" hahahahah oh....don't you love strange people! I certainly do! :D
Well transfers are coming up, and I'm pretty sure it's my time to leave Worksop...unfortunately. Everyone tells me I've been spoiled in Worksop, which is probably true. I keep finding myself going through my things, and naturally packing stuff up. Sister Terry and I both had a dream last night about me leaving....pretty sure it's time. It feels right. Anyways....I'll keep you posted! I love you so much! Thanks for all the joy and Joyness. Your emails always make me tinkle....even more than that little puppy you baby sat. :D hahah Write Soon
Love always and forever,
Your Sister White