Worksop October 2010

Mummy, Daddy, Brotha and Sista,

My goodness...Happy Halloween, Happy Bonfire Night and Happy
November!!! and to my lovely father, Happy Birthday this
week....expect a little somethin somethin soon :D.

It sounds like you
all are up to your usual mischief....unfortunately for me, I was
ordered to stay indoors from 5pm onwards. Not that I mind that
much....it's chilly. :D

What to write about? What to write about? Well...if I may be
candid....this week was kindo of a Debbie-Downer week full of sadness,
mayham and death! ahahhah. Tis true. The majority of the people we've
met with, cried with us. Lots of people died this week. There's been a
funk in Worksop. The major tidbits: there was a deadly gun fight in
town center. The only thing people would tell us was that there was
and "incident," Come now....I'm not a babe in swaddling
clothes....splatters and debris on the street coupled with caravans of
ambulances.....I was not born yesterday, good sir..."incident" my
foot...puh! hahaha. Our dear friend Julie Kelk has been in hospital
for the past two months with cancer....leukemia (?) Things took a turn
for the worst this week. She had a major chest infection, and she was
"confused"...not good. We've been calling her little husband Trevor
everyday to give him words of encouragement. Bless him. Trevor was
very upset yesterday during church and rushed to the hospital with
some ward members (all of whom missed my epic talk...not that i'm
complaining) We got word at the tail-end of Sacrament meeting that she
passed away. There's a funk in Worksop...I think we all kind of
knew... if you catch me drift. BUT Trevor is determined now more than
ever to kick his smoking habit and qualify himself to be sealed to
Julie in the temple. BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT!

In other news Sister Owen successfully learned to whistle! I'm sure it
happened because of my constant love, encouragement and expert
teaching :D only speculation :D.BAM! MIRACLE! NEXT! hahhaha she's
giving me the stink-eye right now...and it's not just her face :D

Yes I received Debi's package!!!!!!!!!! Every day I harassed the
Royal Mail employee, "Please Sir, do you have a parcel for me?"
Yeah.... the "sir" didn't really go over so well considering that this
employee was a "madame"....fail, but one day she saw me coming and
said, "37 Beaumont Rise? Right, I have a parcel for you!" Ha Ha!
Success. Let's just say, there was quite a bit of ugly dancing in the
street, and even more when I strapped on those fanciful Hallows Eve
argyle socks!!!!!! Wonderful!!!!! Sister Owen walks away from me when
I dance...that or says,"You're so LONG!" Truth:D heh heh.

I would like to thank all those who have rallied in support for my
Liprosy.....Leprosy of the lips. I officially have 27.25 sticks of
chap. Count them again...27 1/4 chapsticks!!!!! I've tried them
all..I've tried all home remedies....everything.....to no avail......I
think I'm just allergic to this country :D hahahha I'm a right
state....my right eye's a puffy sliver, and my mouth looks like a
three-year-old had a hay day with some red lipstick on my face, yet
I'm still smiling. I'm downing the multi-vits and avoiding things that
make my throat itch :D any suggestions will be greatly appreciated.
It's just getting to the point that if one more person points at my
mouth and says, "oooohh..*sharp intake of air*.....what's up with your
mouth?.....you really should try some chapstick.....are you
contagious?" the name tag might "fly off "as I wail on someone :D
hahahha anyways....

I love you all so much! Thank you for all the love....so much
love....I can't even handle myself right now. Know that I'm thinking
and praying for you always. I am so grateful for the Spirit....and
chocolate...in small sensible portions :D mmmmwwwah! Write soon! Eat
some mac and cheese for me.

Love Your Sister Stefanya